at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this
because i’ll regret it
This isn’t going to end well
so i was talking to my older brother about harry potter and how deathly hallows came out seven years ago and he’s like “you know i still havent read or seen that one like idek what happens” so some how my brother has managed to avoid spoilers for sEVEN FUCKING YEARS WTF
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
A team of British filmmakers are aiming to produce a groundbreaking new science-fiction movie that not only stars two gay men in the lead roles, but hopes to pave the way for improved representation of LGBT characters in the film industry.
Credence follows a gay male couple preparing to sell their worldly possessions to fund their young daughter’s evacuation from Earth in the wake of violent storms predicted to decimate the planet. While they will likely save her life for the right price, they may need to sacrifice their own lives in the process… Read more and watch the trailer and a behind-the-scenes video.
"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give
Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks
I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.
don’t give even one tiny little fuck
NEIGH HOY MENOY
I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more
Reunited…and it feels so good! #Wienermobile #holdonweregoinhome
the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends
He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
I remember him without the mustache from Weeds. UNF.
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
Actually, the thing about the avocado isnt true (entirely). From ASPCA’s website:
“Avocado leaves, fruit, seeds and bark may contain a toxic principle known as persin. The Guatemalan variety, a common one found in stores, appears to be the most problematic. Other varieties of avocado can have different degrees of toxic potential.
Birds, rabbits, and some large animals, including horses, are especially sensitive to avocados, as they can have respiratory distress, congestion, fluid accumulation around the heart, and even death from consuming avocado. While avocado is toxic to some animals, in dogs and cats, we do not expect to see serious signs of illness. In some dogs and cats, mild stomach upset may occur if the animal eats a significant amount of avocado flesh or peel. Ingestion of the pit can lead to obstruction in the gastrointestinal tract, which is a serious situation requiring urgent veterinary care.
Avocado is sometimes included in pet foods for nutritional benefit. We would generally not expect avocado meal or oil present in commercial pet foods to pose a hazard to dogs and cats.”
So if Rover eats a bit of avocado, then just keep an eye on him. If he swallows the seed, then you take him to the vet.
I will always be grateful for how this was depicted in the film.
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
What the fuck even is Johnny depp