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cptainsteverogers:

he knows how hot he is and it’s so frustrating

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castielcampbell:

#I CAN’T DECIDE IF THIS IS HILARIOUS OR GENUINELY SAD

#prolly genuinely sad #cause he’s not even talking about Banner #he’s talking about Mark

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codependentbrothers:

ALERT ALERT ALERT 

HERE WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWING THE CHRIS EVANS LEFT BOOB SWIPE BEING PERFORMED ON ONE VERY OVERWHELMED AND CONFUSED SEBASTIAN STAN

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ALERT ALERT ALERT

(x)

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avenging-the-angels:

steverogersorbust:

Oh bless him bless him bless him

#THE HINT WAS RUM SEBASTIAN WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT WAS CAPTAIN RUM #HE BELIEVED SO MUCH #SO MUCH HOPE #AND THEN DISAPPOINTMENT #THAT THIRD GIF IS MY FAVORITE THING OF ALL TIME #DISPLAY THAT ON MY GRAVE #AND THEN HE GOES INTO GIGGLES #I NEEED TO BLEACH MY EYES OUT #SEBASTIAN STAN (via sebuttchinstan )

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urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

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When all of Comic Con is done, I go online and try to catch up, and see what every studio has done… [x]

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The incredibly virile Robert Downey Jr.

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Wonder Woman is Worthy.

iffem:

anawfullybigaventura:

blue-author:

mangacide:

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Fun Fact: In the Marvel vs DC crossover it was established that Wonder Woman is in fact Worthy of wielding the hammer of Thor.

And then she put it down, because she thought it would be unworthy of her to take advantage of its power.

Wonder Woman’s standards are higher than Mjolnir’s.

IF THE HAMMER THINKS SHES WORTHY WHY DONT THE MARKETING EXECS

marketing execs are dumber than hammers, apparently

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glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

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