The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
I used to be an agent like you, then I took an Asgardian sword to the chest.
If Ed Sheeran tells you to be quiet, yo be quiet
If Ed Sheeran tells you to clap, you clap.
iF ED SHEERAN TELLS YOU TO FUCKING SING UNTIL TOMORROW, THEN YOU SING UNTIL TOMORROW YOU DON’T FUCKING STOP TEN SECONDS AFTER HE LEFT THE STAGE
It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros
There are wolves, they would say. And there are stories about wolves and girls. Girls in red. All alone in the woods, about to get eaten up. Wolves and girls. Both have sharp teeth.